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I ntroduction2. Math Humor3. Profundity Incarnate4. Obscuris Absurdum5. Sci-Fi Funny
Introduction
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Each numbered section corresponds to some theme group, which is not guaranteed to make sense. Typically, each design has its own shop where all available products with that design can be found. Print on the back of shirts is shown if it exists, but back side printing is not currently available for the dark colored shirts. Larger views of fronts, backs and the images used for each product are accessible at the store for that product.
2. Math Humor
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Riemann Hypothesis
What part of the symmetrical form of Riemann's functional equation didn't you understand? - Design 1
What part of the symmetrical form of Riemann's functional equation didn't you understand? - Design 2
What part of the symmetrical form of Riemann's functional equation didn't you understand? - Design 3
Read My Lips: Symmetrical Form of Riemann's Functional Equation - Design 1
Read My Lips: Symmetrical Form of Riemann's Functional Equation - Design 2
P vs NP
I solved the P vs NP problem: Drink less coffee! Lots of colors and variations - visit the shops to see. Similar design with beer instead of coffee coming soon.
Shop #2 - I solved the P vs NP problem: Drink less coffee! More of a good thing!
3. Profundity Incarnate
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Why not the egg
Why Didn't the Egg Cross the Road?
Why not the egg first
Why Didn't the Egg Cross the Road First?
Lies
Lies
4. Obscuris Absurdum
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Obscuris Absurdum
Obscuris Absurdum
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Does this shirt make me look fat?
Whether your packing or lacking, this shirt will have them laughing.
Does this shirt make me look fat too?
Big Bellies
What Pot Belly?
What Beer Belly?
5. Sci-Fi Funny
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I am not the droid
I am not the droid you are looking for ... move along. Guaranteed to automatically provide safe passage when your path is blocked by the weak minded.
If you prefer not to be bothered in person, just buy this version with the same design printed on the back side of the shirt and then turn your back on the intended target of your Jedi mind trick (not available for dark shirts).
It's People! Soylent Green is People!
It's People!
Soylent Green is People!
Soylent Green is Trans-Fats
Oh the horror - makes you want to scream like Charleton Heston
Hello, my name is Abbey
Abbey Normal that is, of the Transylvanian Normals. If you are a member of the Normal family (or a sympathizer), wear this shirt about town and in no time, why, you'll be as right as rain!
Hello, my name is Abbey. Also available in blue!
All I need is your body
No evil genius or mad scientist need grovel around in the near blackness of a moonless night with shovels, a horsecart and a physically and mentally disabled minion incapable of doing their bidding competently. Instead, simply wear this shirt (or button, or hat, or put the magnets on the fridge and the coasters on the coffee table) to make your humble needs known to every person you encounter. Why, you'll soon learn that plenty of folks are dying for the chance to contribute in any way they can -- all they've been waiting for is someone to ask -- and the products bearing this design achieve that automatically without all the embarassment and social akwardness, even if you only need someone's body for just one night.
Retired Evil Genius
Let the world know you have changed your evil ways.
Retired Mad Scientist
Assure the world you are no longer up to your old tricks.
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